things i hear as a substitute:
- "Ms. B, did your nose ring hurt?"
- "Ms. B, you are so pretty, you should be on Next Top Model"
- "Ms. B, I like your eyes"
- "Ms. B, are you going to teach here forever?"
- "Ms. B, why do you say 'about' like that?"
- "Ms. B, do you like USC or UCLA?"
and what i was asked today.....
- "Ms. B, are you a virgin?" (asked by Archangel....yes, that is his name)
- "Ms. B, is it true that if you have sex, your acne goes away?" (asked by Felipe, a preteen with acne)
- "You have a NOSE RING? You're the first teacher I've ever seen with that! There is a God!" (said Friday by an 8th grade girl)
i love my job.
6 comments:
you live in l.a.?? are we really living on the same coast?? the only thing people ask me at work these days are, "don't you get sick of chocolate?" no. i don't.
That's stinkin awesome!!!!!!
oh my gosh sheena! i laughed outloud. kids are so crazy!
That's rad, Ms. B!!!
Love this post! Kids are hilarious!
I have to ask, how did you get such a cute background on your blog? I am jealous.
awesome. if i was one of your students, i would ask, "do you have a vespa yet!?"
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